There’s No Such Thing As Free Kittens.

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.

I Love The Semicolon; It's Unnecessary, But Graceful And Sophisticated.

Whatever Story You're Telling, It Will Be More Interesting If, At The End You Add, "and Then Everything Burst Into Flames.

Not Only Is Love Blind, It’s A Little Hard Of Hearing.

If I Have A Talent For Making Some Fourth-grader Who Hates School And Reading To Hate It A Little Less, Then I Have To Do The Most With What I've Been Issued.