Whatever Story You're Telling, It Will Be

Our Cat Is Kind Dove Shellfish, And Thinks The World Is Hers, She Finds A Comfy Spot And Then We Pet Turtle Sheep Purrs.

When A Kid Says "smell My Hand," It Almost Never Smells Like Cinnamon.

It’s Not Technically Gossip If You Start Your Sentence With “i’m Really Concerned About __________________ ,” (fill In The Name Of The Person You’re Not Gossiping About).

Kids Enjoy Laughing And Are Seldom Bored When They Find Something Funny. They Also Ask Questions, Often To Adults, Because They Understand That The More Words They Can Comprehend About A Funny Story Or A Joke, The More They'll Enjoy It.

There’s No Such Thing As Free Kittens.