There's Only One Thing That Can Kill

They Call It The Latin Quarter Because Nobody There Is Latin And Nobody Has A Quarter.

You Know Horses Are Smarter Than People. You Never Heard Of A Horse Going Broke Betting On People.

Andrew Jackson Was The First One To Think Up The Idea To Promise Everybody That If They Will Vote For You, You Will Give Them An Office When You Get It, And The More Times They Vote For You, The Bigger The Office.

I Am Always Going To Do My Best, No Matter Where I Am.

We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment, But We Sure Give 'em Plenty Of Publicity.