There Should Be A New, More Honest

If You Ever Start To Feel Good About Yourself... .... They Have This Thing Called The Internet.

I'm Still Technically Employed By The National Broadcasting Company.

I Am Going To Dedicate Myself, Full Time, To My Day-drinking.

If You Are Capable People Are Happy To Play With You.

Pentagon Records Show That At Least 8,000 Members Of The All-volunteer U.s. Army Have Deserted Since The Iraq War Began. Hey, At Least Somebody Has An Exit Strategy.