I Wouldn't Give Myself Any Advice, Because

Someone Once Said "the Only Thing That Will Be Left After A Nuclear Holocaust Is Cher And Cockroaches." I Think That's Funny, Because, You Know, I Am A Survivor. If I Am Anything, That's What I Am.

I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can Do Dr. Pepper.

It’s Not Necessary, In Order To Be A Complete Person, That I Have A Man. It’s Not The End-all, Be-all Of My Life.

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.

One Thing About Prejudices -- Once You Break One Of Them, You're Screwed, Because Then They All Have Got To Go.