There Will Never Be A Time When

The Problem Ain't What People Know. It's What People Know That Ain't So That's The Problem.

What's Considered Enough Money? Just A Little Bit More.

And If You Call One A Real Estate Agent And He Won't Sell You Anything. He Is A Realator. It's The Same As What The Old Fashioned Real Estate Agent Used To Be Only The Commission Is Different.

I Was Born On Nov. 4, Which Is Election Day ... My Birthday Has Made More Men And Sent More Back To Honest Work Than Any Other Days In The Year.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison.