They Have A Sign At The Beach,

Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In Your Hand.

Thinking Up Jokes Is Easy. The Hard Part Is Trying Them Out On Stage, Because You Never Know If They're Funny Until You Get There. Not One Comedian In The World Ever Really Knows.

Once I Was In A Restaurant And I Dropped My Fork On The Floor, And They Gave Me A New Fork. So I Pushed My Girlfriend Out Of Her Chair.

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.

I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty Girls, Until One Confessed They're Just As Scared Of Me.