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Each Year It Grows Harder To Make Ends Meet - The Ends I Refer To Are Hands And Feet.

Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We Sing, It's Always Pleasant When You Spot It. There's Only One Unhappy Thing: You Have To Lose To Prove That You've Got It.

I Miss My Mattress When I Am Gone; It's One Thing I've Made An Impression On.

Rather Than Earn Money, It Was Thoreau's Idea To Reduce His Wants So That He Would Not Need To Buy Anything. As He Went Around Preaching This Ingenious Idea, The Shopkeepers Of Concord Hoped He Would Drop Dead.

How I Love To Get A Letter! I Can Think Of Nothing Better Than Perusing An Epistolary Item. But Deep Is My Despondence, For I've Found That Correspondence Means That If You Want To Get 'em, You Must Write 'em!