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If I Ever Make A Hole In One, A Thrill That I've Never Known, I Won't Be Believed And I'll Have No Fun, For I'm Sure To Be Playing Alone.

"do You Want My Honest Opinion?" People Ask. I Say, "yes," For I'm Curious. So They Give Me Their Honest Opinion, And I - Well, I'm Always Furious.

The Bride, White Of Hair, Is Stooped Over Her Cane Her Faltering Footsteps Need Guiding. While Down The Church Aisle, With Wan Toothless Smile, The Groom In A Wheelchair Comes Riding. And Who Is This Elderly Couple You Ask? You'll Find, When You've Closely Explored It, That Here Is That Rare, Most Conservative Pair, Who Waited 'til They Could Afford It.

The Hand Is Quicker Than The Eye Is, But Somewhat Slower Than The Fly Is.

I Love A Finished Speaker, I Really, Truly Do I Don't Mean One Who's Polished, I Just Mean One Who's Through.