They Laughed At Joan Of Arc, But

This Country Needs Room To Grow And Expand. In All My Own Newspapers I Read Frightful Tales Of The Shameful Atrocities Being Perpetrated On Our Democratic Minorities In Maine And Vermont. My Patience Is Almost At An End, And If Provoked Much Further I Will Place Both Countries Under American Protection, Even If I Have To Send In My Tourists To Start Trouble So I'll Have To Send In A Force To Restore Order.

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.

You Kissed Me Like That When I Was A Blushing Bride ...? I Wonder What I Was Blushing About?

It's Foolish To Bet On A Horse Without Talking To Him First. I Know It Seems Silly To Ask A Horse Who's Going To Win A Race - But It's No Sillier Than Asking Anyone Else.