They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New

Every Team Has A Hard Man. We Has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea Had Chopper, Arsenal Had Peter Storey, Liverpool Had Tommy Smith. Leeds Had Eleven Of Them

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.

I Don't Recognize Myself In The Players I See Today. There's Only One Who Excites Me, And That Is Thierry Henry. He's Not Just A Great Footballer, He's A Showman, An Entertainer.

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.