They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best

When I Was A Nurse I Never Had Much Money, And I Was Still Happy Then.

My Mum Always Felt That Women Deserved As Much As Men, And Should Have As Much Power, So I Suppose I Opted To Go Into A Very Male-dominated Arena To Try And Prove That.

I Must Be An Anorexic Because An Anorexic Looks In The Mirror And Sees A Fat Person.

British Ferries Have Stopped Transporting Live Animals To The Continent. This Has Made It Very Difficult For England Fans To Get To Away Matches.

I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.