They Would Glue The Wig To The

I Was Out Dancing With One Actress Or Another. And That Got Press. Even When It Didn't, The Whole Town Knew I Was A Dancing Fool, And Since I Couldn't Very Well Dance With A Man, They Saw Me Dancing With A Lady, And They Assumed The Rest.

I Thought It Was Very Humanitarian Of Sean Penn And Madonna To Marry Each Other. That Way, They Make Only Two People Miserable Instead Of Four.

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.

It's The Maritime Equivalent Of Rock Climbing.

Bugsy Siegel. The Mobster With The Beautiful Blue Eyes.