This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's

This Diamond Has So Many Carats It's Almost A Turnip.

False Friendship, Like The Ivy, Decays And Ruins The Walls It Embraces; But True Friendship Gives New Life And Animation To The Object It Supports.

When I Played Drunks I Had To Remain Sober Because I Didn't Know How To Play Them When I Was Drunk.

I Have To Think Hard To Name An Interesting Man Who Does Not Drink.

A Man That Hoards Up Riches And Enjoys Them Not, Is Like An Ass That Carries Gold And Eats Thistles.