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With Good Parody, You Have To Be Smarter That The People You’re Parodying.

I Aim To Please. I'm Nothing If Not A Vaudevillian.

If You Don't Vote, You're A Moron.

I Used To Psych Myself Up Before The Show And Now I Do The Complete Opposite: I Psych Myself Down. It's 12:30 At Night, You Don't Want Some Guy Yelling At You. You Want Some Guy Just Talking To You.

Betty White Met With President Obama At The White House. President Obama Invited Betty Personally Because She's Great With Animals. And The President's Still Having A Tough Time House-training Joe Biden.