This Is The Big Reason Most Humorists

People Do What They Are Told Not To Do. It Happens Time And Time Again. Here On The Frozen Tundra, It Is Known As The Tongue On The Frozen Pump Handle Principle.

If The Marriage Needs Help, The Answer Almost Always Is Have More Fun. Drop Your List Of Grievances And Go Ride A Roller Coaster.

Your Car, Comfort Though It Be, This Little Den And Dining Room On Wheels, Is A Prison That Deadens Your Senses, And To Feel Wholly Alive You Must Go For A Walk.

Eating A Little Was Like Vomiting A Little, Just As Bad As A Lot.

No Matter What Time Of Year I Come Here, People Always Say The Same Thing: Its Not Usually Like This.