This Would Be A Great World To

Ignorance Lies Not In The Things You Don't Know, But In The Things You Know That Ain't So.

Every Land Or Property Owner In America Would Be Tickled To Death To Pay 45 Per Cent Of His Profits, If He Didn't Have To Pay Anything If He Didn't Make It.

You Know Lincoln's Famous Remark About "god Must Have Loved The Common People, Because He Made So Many Of Them?" Well, You Are Not Going To Get People's Votes Nowadays By Calling 'em Common. Lincoln Might Have Said It, But I Bet It Was Not Until After He Was Elected.

Make Crime Pay. Become A Lawyer.

Asking Europe To Disarm Is Like Asking A Man In Chicago To Give Up His Life Insurance.