Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.