My Life Needs Editing.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

New Book On Malcolm X Says We Don't Know How He Was Killed. Want To Bring In The Fbi. Maybe They Were In Already.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?