Thou Art A Retailer Of Phrases, And

If This Be Not Love, It Is Madness, And Then It Is Pardonable.

'tis Well Enough For A Servant To Be Bred At An University. But The Education Is A Little Too Pedantic For A Gentleman.

Though Marriage Makes Man And Wife One Flesh, It Leaves 'em Still Two Fools.

You Are A Woman: You Must Never Speak What You Think; Your Words Must Contradict Your Thoughts, But Your Actions May Contradict Your Words.

Men Are Apt To Offend ('tis True) Where They Find Most Goodness To Forgive.