Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His

We Mingle In Society Not So Much To Meet Others As To Escape Ourselves.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

Genuine Laughing Is The Vent Of The Soul, The Nostrils Of The Heart, And Just As Necessary For Health And Happiness As Spring Water Is For A Trout.

Debt Is Like Any Other Trap, Easy Enough To Get Into, But Hard Enough To Get Out Of.

There Are Two Kinds Of Fools: Those Who Can't Change Their Opinions And Those Who Won't.