Times Don't Change. Men Do.

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."

When I Came Home And Showed My Mother My Report Card With A Mark Of 98 In Arithmetic, She Wanted To Know Who Had Gotten The Other Two Points.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.