Times Don't Change. Men Do.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.

The American Success Formula Is First To Get A Home Of Your Own, Then To Get A Car Of Your Own So You Don't Have To Stay In That Home Of Your Own.

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.