To Be Good, You Need To Believe

I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why I Stopped Growing At Fifth Grade.

A Laugh Is A Weird Sound, And When You Get A Couple Thousand People Making It At Once, It's Really Strange. But When I Can Feel Proud Of Myself For Causing It, It's Great.

When Comedy Is Good, It's Jazz. The Beats Of It, The Looseness, The Improvisational Part, The Music-the Way You Hit The Inflection, The High Notes Of A Joke. It's All Melody To Me.

By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He's Too Old To Go Anywhere.

I'm Going To Go On Just Living And Laughing And Loving.