To Be Perfect, One Lacks Only A

War: First, One Hopes To Win; Then One Expects The Enemy To Lose; Then, One Is Satisfied That He Too Is Suffering; In The End, One Is Surprised That Everyone Has Lost.

Morality Is A Venereal Disease. Its Primary Stage Is Called Virtue; Its Secondary Stage, Boredom; Its Tertiary Stage, Syphilis.

I Would Have Stage-fright If I Had To Speak With Every One Of The People Before Whom I Speak.

Christianity Has Enriched The Erotic Meal With The Appetizer Of Curiosity And Spoiled It With The Dessert Of Remorse.

Anesthesia: Wounds Without Pain. Neurasthenia: Pain Without Wounds.