To Be Positive Is To Be Mistaken

Pun: A Form Of Wit, To Which Wise Men Stoop And Fools Aspire

Contempt; The Feeling Of A Prudent Man For An Enemy Who Is Too Formidable Safely To Be Opposed.

Bait, N. A Preparation That Renders The Hook More Palatable. The Best Kind Is Beauty.

If You Would Be Accounted Great By Your Contemporaries, Be Not Too Much Greater Than They.

Lickspittle, N. A Useful Functionary, Not Infrequently Found Editing A Newspaper . . . The Lickspittle Is Only The Blackmailer Under Another Aspect, Although The Latter Is Frequently Found As An Independent Species.