To Heal Divisions, To Relieve The Oppress'd,

I'm A Rageaholic. I Just Can't Live Without Rageahol.

All My Life I've Been An Obese Man Trapped Inside A Fat Man's Body.

The Information Superhighway Showed The Average Person What Some Nerd Thinks About Star Trek.

Even When Someone Battles Hard, There Is An Equal Portion For One Who Lingers Behind, And In The Same Honor Are Held Both The Coward And The Brave Man; The Idle Man And He Who Has Done Much Meet Death Alike.

No Tv And No Beer Makes Homer Something Something.