To Jim Duggan, Taking A Shower Is

Hawaii's The 50th State? I Thought It Was A Suburb Of Guam.

There's Only Two Kinds Of Music I Don't Like....country And Western.

Tito Santana Is Like A Cue-ball. The More You Strike Him, The More English You Get Out Of Him.

I Know All About Cheating. I've Had Six Very Successful Marriages.

If You're Poor And You Do Something Stupid, You're Nuts. If You're Rich And Do Something Stupid, You're Eccentric.