To My Knowledge, I Was The First

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.

Al Capone's My Uncle. The Old Days Were A Lot Different. The Latin Casino Was The Big Time. When I Got There I Figured That I Was Doing Pretty Good, Because Remember, I Started In Nothing But After Hours Joints. I Can't Even Name Them Now, But That's How I Got Noticed.

I Was With George Washington At Valley Forge, Sitting Around Before An Attack... Gimme A Break. That's Over 70 Years Ago Already.

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.