To The Pessimist The Light At The

Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

The Only Street I Like Is Rue Honore De Balzac, Because 'balzac' Sound So Gay, And I Love My Gays. I Might Like Parisians More If They Named Their Streets Only For Gay Icons, Like Rue Liza Minnelli Or Rue Bette Midler Or, My Favorite, Rue Mcclanahan.

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.