To Write Is To Make Oneself The

One Of The Chief Things Which My Typical Man Has To Learn Is That The Mental Faculties Are Capable Of A Continuous Hard Activity; They Do Not Tire Like An Arm Or A Leg. All They Want Is Change - Not Rest, Except In Sleep.

The Chief Beauty About Time Is That You Cannot Waste It In Advance. The Next Year, The Next Day, The Next Hour Are Lying Ready For You, As Perfect, As Unspoiled, As If You Had Never Wasted Or Misapplied A Single Moment In All Your Life. You Can Turn Over A New Leaf Every Hour If You Choose.

Most People Sleep Themselves Stupid.

The Saxophone Is The Embodied Spirit Of Beer.

Being A Husband Is A Whole Time Job. That Is Why So Many Husbands Fail. They Cannot Give Their Entire Attention To It.