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Setting A Good Example For Your Children Takes All The Fun Out Of Middle Age.

If People Really Liked To Work, We'd Still Be Plowing The Land With Sticks And Transporting Goods On Our Backs.

A Man Of Fifty Looks As Old As Santa Claus To A Girl Of Twenty.

Almost Any Idea Is Good If A Man Has Ability And Is Willing To Work Hard. The Best Idea Is Worthless If The Creator Is A Loafer And Ineffective.

Women Lie About Their Age; Men Lie About Their Income.