Women Lie About Their Age; Men Lie

A Budget Tells Us What We Can't Afford, But It Doesn't Keep Us From Buying It.

Once You Have Sold A Customer, Make Sure He Is Satisfied With Your Goods. Stay With Him Until The Goods Are Used Up Or Worn Out. Your Product May Be Of Such Long Life That You Will Never Sell Him Again, But He Will Sell You And Your Product To His Friends.

Women Lie About Their Age; Men Lie About Their Income.

If People Really Liked To Work, We'd Still Be Plowing The Land With Sticks And Transporting Goods On Our Backs.

Few Women Are Dumb Enough To Listen To Reason.