True Love Can Be No Deeper Than

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.

Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

A Man Snatches The First Kiss, Pleads For The Second, Demands The Third, Takes The Fourth, Accepts The Fifth - And Endures All The Rest.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.