True Love Can Be No Deeper Than

A Man Falls In Love Through His Eyes, A Woman Through Her Imagination, And Then They Both Speak Of It As An Affair Of 'the Heart.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

Marriage Is The Operation By Which A Woman's Vanity And A Man's Egotism Are Extracted Without An Anaesthetic.

A Bride At Her Second Marriage Does Not Wear A Veil. She Wants To See What She Is Getting.

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.