Love Is A Matter Of Give And

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

A Woman Flees From Temptation, But A Man Just Crawls Away From It In The Cheerful Hope That It May Overtake Him.

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

Before Marriage, When A Woman Speaks To A Man In An Undertone, He Calls It "cooing"; After Marriage, He Calls It Nagging.

There's So Much Saint In The Worst Of Them, And So Much Devil In The Best Of Them, That A Woman Who's Married To One Of Them, Has Nothing To Learn Of The Rest Of Them.