Love Is A Matter Of Give And

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

The Feminine Vanity-case Is The Graveyard Of Masculine Illusions.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

Marriage Is A Bargain, And Somebody Has To Get The Worst End Of The Bargain.

Why Does A Man Take It For Granted That A Girl Who Flirts With Him Wants Him To Kiss Her - When, Nine Times Out Of Ten, She Only Wants Him To Want To Kiss Her?