True Love Is When You're Cheating On

Video Games Don't Make People Go Nuts. I Played Super Mario Forever. Not Once Hopping On A Turtle Or Smash My Head Through A Brick Ceiling.

Listening To Evanescence Makes Me Want To Break Up With A Girl In Real Time As A Giant Antique Hourglass Falls To The Floor In Slow Motion.

Anger Has A Way Of Seeping Into Every Other Emotion And Planting Itself In There.

Sometimes Girls Act All Tnt Network Because They Know Drama. That's When Guys Get All Tbs Around You Because We Think It's Very Funny.

Why Do They Call It The Restroom? Is There Anybody Just Resting In This Room?