True Love Is When You're Cheating On

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?

I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

I'm Shooting A Pilot Based On My Show. It's A One-camera Show. I Play Myself.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.