Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

California Is The Only State In The Union Where You Can Fall Asleep Under A Rose Bush In Full Bloom And Freeze To Death.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.