Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.