Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

Drink Never Made A Man Better, But It Has Made Many A Man Think He Was Better.

There Aint Any News In Being Good. You Might Write The Doings Of All The Convents Of The World On The Back Of A Postage Stamp, And Have Room To Spare.

I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.

Many A Man That Could Rule A Hundherd Millyon Sthrangers With An Ir'n Hand Is Careful To Take Off His Shoes In The Front Hallway Whin He Comes Home Late At Night.

You Can Lade A Man Up To Th' University, But Ye Can't Make Him Think.