You Can Lade A Man Up To

The Wise People Are In New York Because The Foolish Went There First, That's The Way The Wise Men Make A Living.

Th' Newspaper Does Ivrything F'r Us. It Runs Th' Polis Foorce An' Th' Banks, Commands Th' Milishy, Controls Th' Ligislachure, Baptizes Th' Young, Marries Th' Foolish, Comforts Th' Afflicted, Afflicts Th' Comfortable, Buries Th' Dead An' Roasts Thim Aftherward.

An Appeal Is When You Ask One Court To Show Its Contempt For Another Court.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

High Finance Isn't Burglary Or Obtaining Money By False Pretenses, But Rather A Judicious Selection From The Best Features Of Those Fine Arts.