Trying To Figure Things Out Was My

Today's Comedian Has A Cross To Bear That He Built Himself. A Comedian Of The Older Generation Did An Act And He Told The Audience, This Is My Act. Today's Comic Is Not Doing An Act. The Audience Assumes He's Telling The Truth. What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.

Even If You Are Catholic, If You Live In New York You're Jewish. If You Live In Butte, Montana, You Are Going To Be Goyish Even If You Are Jewish.

I Know What "custody" [of The Children] Means. "get Even." That's All Custody Means. Get Even With Your Old Lady.

Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles Is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's Goyish. B'nai B'rith Is Goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. If You Live In New York Or Any Other Big City, You Are Jewish. It Doesn't Matter Even If You're Catholic; If You Live In New York, You're Jewish. If You Live In Butte, Montana, You're Going To Be Goyish Even If You're Jewish.

I Won't Say Ours Was A Tough School, But We Had Our Own Coroner. We Used To Write Songs Like, "what I'm Going To Do If I Grow Up".