Tv Is Just Advertising For Your Live

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.

The Crooks Downtown Figured Out That Comedy Is Like A Hammer. It Can Put Up A Barn And It Can Knock Down A Wall. So They Bought It Outright And Marketed It As Comedy Central.

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.

What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.