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Koolaid Is Goyish. All Drake's Cakes Are Goyish. Pumpernickel Is Jewish, And, As You Know, White Bread Is Very Goyish. Instant Potatoes - Goyish. Black Cherry Soda's Very Jewish. Macaroons Are Very Jewish - Very Jewish Cake. Fruit Salad Is Jewish. Lime Jell-o Is Goyish. Lime Soda Is Very Goyish. Trailer Parks Are So Goyish That Jews Won't Go Near Them.

You Can't Just Run Out And Start The Car Until Some Cat Invents A Car.

If You Believe There Is A God, A God That Made Your Body, And Yet You Think That You Can Do Anything With That Body That's Dirty, Then The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

The Crooks Downtown Figured Out That Comedy Is Like A Hammer. It Can Put Up A Barn And It Can Knock Down A Wall. So They Bought It Outright And Marketed It As Comedy Central.

Trying To Figure Things Out Was My Gig. Without The Human Condition, There's No Struggle, No Pain And That Means No Laughter.