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My Mother-in-law Broke Up My Marriage. My Wife Came Home From Work One Day And Found Me In Bed With Her.

You Got To Pay Your Dues To Get The Joke. Besides, Laughter Is Cheap And Very Portable. If There's A Pogrom, Or They're Blaming You For The Plague, Nothing Is Easier To Pack Than A Sense Of Humor.

In The Halls Of Justice The Only Justice Is In The Halls.

Miami Beach Is Where Neon Goes To Die.

I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing God.