You Can't Just Run Out And Start

If I Just Stuck To Pot I Might Have Found Out What A Drag Being An Aging Hipster Actually Was.

If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!

Faith Is To The Human What Sand Is To The Ostrich.

Once The Country Was Settled And Built, The Bosses Changed The Order From A Stack Of Educated Workers To A Barrel Of Minimum Wage Lottery Dreamers.

Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.