Two Irishmen Were Passing A Pub -

I'm Staying In A Lovely Hotel, Dressing Robe Behind The Door, Lovely Fluffy Sheets - Took Me A Half An Hour Getting My Suitcase Closed.

A Man Walks Into A Pet Shop And Says: "give Me A Wasp." The Shopkeeper Replies: "we Don't Sell Wasps." He Says: "there's One In The Window."

Have You Heard About The Irishman Who Reversed Into A Car Boot Sale And Sold The Engine?

I Don't Think My Wife Likes Me Very Much, When I Had A Heart Attack She Wrote For An Ambulance.

America Has Only 100 Senators For 309 Million People, But Stormont Has 108 Members For 1.7 Million.