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We Live In America,' He Said. 'everyone Who Speaks English Understands You. How They Interpret You Is Something Else.

Running For Office Is The Least Aerobic Of The Socially Interactive Sports.

My Mother Certainly Loves Caviar, But I Think That's Generational - They Grew Up Thinking It's Romantic Or Sophisticated Or Something.

I've Never Met A Deadline I Couldn't Miss. I Make Sure My Editors Know This.

People See Me And They Squeal Like Tropical Birds Or Seals Stranded On The Beach.