Unless There Are Pictures, I Don't Admit

I Do Wish I Ruled The World, I Think It'd Be A Better Place.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv Much, But Sometimes I'll Be On The E! Channel And See That Show "total Divas", About Female Wrestlers. It's Like, Fake Tits Are De Rigueur. Nose Jobs Are De Rigueur. Exaggerated Asses Are De Rigueur. Twerking Is De Rigueur.

He Was So Gorgeous... Kurt. I Don't Know How I Got Lucky That Way.

The American Public Really Does Have A Death Wish For Me. They Want Me To Die. I'm Not Going To Die.