Unless There Are Pictures, I Don't Admit

You Couldn’t Pay Me A Billion Dollars To Take Marijuana. I Don’t Really Like Coke Anymore. I’m Scared Of Ecstasy. The One Drug I'd Like To Try One Day Is Ayahuasca, Which Should Be Mandatory For Everybody. It’s Apparently This Crazy Tea That Gives You These Intense Hallucinations. Everyone Who Takes It Sees A Wise Old Black Man Who Takes You On A Wild Journey. I’m Not Going To Name Names, But Everyone Who Takes It Sees The Same Black Guy. I'm Not Kidding You. Everyone!

The American Public Really Does Have A Death Wish For Me. They Want Me To Die. I'm Not Going To Die.

I'm Offended Every Time I See George Bush On Tv!

So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big Deal. Clean And Sober.

How Does Macy Gray Or Kid Rock Not Win Over Christina Aguilera?