Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

I Bought A Dictionary. First Thing I Did Was, I Looked Up The Word "dictionary", And It Said "you're An Asshole".

Right Before I'm About To Talk At Length About Something I Like I Say, Get Me Started.

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

But I Found That Disappointing People Is A Good Thing, Because Disapproval Is Freedom.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either