A Musical Is The Same As A

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

I Saw A Door That Said Exit Only. So I Entered Through It And Went Up To The Guy Working There And Said "i Have Good News. You Have Severely Underestimated That Door Over There. By Like A Hundred Percent."

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can Say 'thanks A Million' - But Any Number In Between?

Whenever I'm On My Computer, I Don't Type 'lol'. I Type 'lqtm' - Laugh Quietly To Myself. It's More Honest.