Vampires Should Never Say Uh-oh!!

It Was One Of God's Jokes That Such A Dumb Mind Had Been Put In Such An Eloquent Body.

God Bless The American Spectator.

Don’t Go Looking For Trouble; It’s Already Looking For You.

Self-pity Is Like Chocolate; As You Get Older, You Can Only Afford A Little Bit.

Jason's Favorite Person In The Entire Universe Was Jason Stackhouse.