Vice Knows She Is Ugly, So Puts

He That Drinks His Cyder Alone, Let Him Catch His Horse Alone.

Idleness Is The Dead Sea That Swallows All Virtues

Beer Is Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy

My Refusing To Eat Meat Occasioned Inconveniency, And I Have Been Frequently Chided For My Singularity. But My Light Repast Allows For Greater Progress, For Greater Clearness Of Head And Quicker Comprehension.

By My Rambling Digressions I Perceive Myself To Be Growing Old.