Vincent Van Gogh, Who Said To The

Michelangelo's Girlfriend, Who Said To Angelo, Forget The Paint - Let's Put A Mirror On The Ceiling. Never Got A Dinner!

The Captain Of The Titanic, Who Said To Room Service, Who Sent For All This Ice? Never Got A Dinner!

Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!

Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate New York. Never Got A Dinner!

Pope John Paul Ii's Press Secretary, Who Said, See, If Only The Pope Were Italian, He Woulda Shot Back! Never Got A Dinner!