Virtue Sometimes Pretends. Vice Is Always Sincere.

Asceticism And Celibacy Can Conceal Many Incapacities.

Aphorisms Are Not True Or False, But Pointed Or Flat.

Yawns Are Hard To Refute.

Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

The Etiquette Of Romantic Love Is As Elaborate As That Surrounding The Emperor Of China.